40 of Crayola McBloggerson's most SHOCKING SECRETS!
1. who were your last 4 texts from?
Uhh...leeme think. The President of the Crayola Factory, my friend Laurention, my hair stylist and Bell Mobility.
2. where was your default picture taken?
My what?
3. what’s your middle name?
Mm. I don't have one.
4. your current relationship status?
Single and undecided.
5. does your crush like you back?
I just told you I was single!
6. what is your current mood?
Well, now I'm aggravated, aren't I!
8. what color shirt are you wearing?
Pink.
9. are you feeling romantic or frisky?
Neither.
10. if you could go back in time and change something, would you?
Probably I wouldn't agree to this interview.
11. where was the last place out of town that you went to?
I'm a nomad.
12. ever had a near death experience?
Who hasn't?!
13. something you do a lot?
Well, use the bathroom...
14. do you have a fondness for gnomes?
Yeah, of course!
15. what people do you tell everything to?
Um, obviously my friend Gnomey McGnomerson!
16. name someone with the same birthday as you?
Gnomey, of course.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Umm...yesterday.
18. where are you right now?
I just said, I'm a nomad! Obviously, I'm in my truck.
19. if you could have one super power what would it be?
To not live in a truck.
20. what’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Well...they're usually sucking face with a member of their opposite sex.
21. who is your favorite celebrity?
*Ahem* Wentworth Miller!
22. what is a Saying that you believe?
"Escape is just the beginning", as you will all find out Labour Day 2008 on Fox!
23. favorite color(s)?
All the colours of the crayon factory!
24. what is one thing that annoys you on tv?
Child actors. My god...spawn of Satan, people! Spawn of Satan!
25. do you still like kiddy movies?
I don't think I ever liked kiddy movies.
26. what are you eating or drinking at the moment?
*shifty eyes* This clear liquid, which is, of course, water! And not vodka. As you can all see.
27. do you speak any other language?
Well, Gnomanian, of course.
28. what’s your favorite smell?
Hmmm. Freshly wrapped crayons.
29. describe your life in one word?
Sh*tty.
30. have any tattoos?
No comment.
31. what are you looking forward to the most?
Not living in a truck?
32. what are you thinking about right now?
This interview...?
33. what should you be doing?
Typing this interview!?
34. who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
YOU!
35. what are you listening to?
Prison Break promos.
36. do you like working in the yard?
I don't have a yard!
37. what color are your nails?
Nail-coloured.
38. do you act differently around the person you like?
I just told you I was single. Like, thirteen questions ago!
39. what is your natural hair color?
Cinnamon-blonde.
40. what did you cry about the last time you did?
My gnome kicked me. And by gnome, of course, I mean my garden gnome and not a "Little People" because I totally respect them.
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