Crap! The Funeral of Great-Great Uncle Sid McBloggerson

As Great-Great Uncle Sid McBloggerson has been clubbed to death by an umbrella, we all attended his funeral yesterday, whereupon we...uh...set in the special grave stone, carved in the shape of a granny wielding an umbrella to forever mark his fateful and tragic death. The solemn memorial was slightly disturbed when Bunzo the Clown showed up and told us he had, apparently, been hired for a birthday party by Great Aunt Sidina who was slightly confused on the matter. We still all had a great time, throwing Bunzo into the lake which was so conveniently located near the graveyard.

The Crappy McBloggerson Family Reunion

So, the McBloggerson family reunion was last week. It was most enjoyable--apart from the prescence of the McBloggersons. The food was nice, and it was only slightly spoiled after Great-Great Uncle McBloggerson fell on the buffet table during a fight. Unfortunately, Great-Granny McBloggerson thought he was a "party-crasher" and beat him to death with her umbrella (which, unfortunately, caused her to have a heart attack). After reviving Isadora (the afore-mentioned Granny), I managed to slip out and spent a rather large sum of money on a plane ticket out of the country. All in all, it was a pleasant day in Hawaii.