The Crappy McBloggerson Family Reunion

So, the McBloggerson family reunion was last week. It was most enjoyable--apart from the prescence of the McBloggersons. The food was nice, and it was only slightly spoiled after Great-Great Uncle McBloggerson fell on the buffet table during a fight. Unfortunately, Great-Granny McBloggerson thought he was a "party-crasher" and beat him to death with her umbrella (which, unfortunately, caused her to have a heart attack). After reviving Isadora (the afore-mentioned Granny), I managed to slip out and spent a rather large sum of money on a plane ticket out of the country. All in all, it was a pleasant day in Hawaii.