Cumberbund: An often colourful sash worn by men, with tuxedos. For men who read this: Don't be getting any ideas! We don't like them. And before you ask, no, they're not sexy, and no, they don't make you look mature. Anyone caught wearing a cumberbund can be considered to have the acute manners of a highly defined yeti. That is all. Thank you for your time.
And forever more to you cumberbund-wearers, W. T. F.*
Why would you wear one of these heinous things? WHY?
*What the F*ck.
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