Crap! I mean, Miley Cyrus!

MILEY CYRUS came on TV yesterday. Ew.

All I have to say is, "What? What? I'm sorry, WHAT? WHAT? Excuse me, WHAT? WHAT? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the UGLY."

Miley, listen: having a host 0f 8-year-olds as your only fans--that's not a good sign.

Who here knew that there was a Hannah Montana line of clothing? (Miley, I guess you knew that. Hopefully.) I think it's a crime against humanity for little 6-year-olds to be wearing tops sporting your face.

Crap #10: Regarding the Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers*: ew. First of all, what the f*ck is up with their hair? Second of all, listen up guys: skinny jeans? Just not happening. Thirdly, um, vests? Um, VESTS? Like, HOLY CRAP.

Thanks everyone who's reading this for your time. And remember, fashion counts. Don't go to the Dark Side.

(For everyone reading this who is infatuated with one or all of them, I really wish I could save you.)



*Crap.